Tuesday, June 2, 2009

CHRISTIAN CONFERENCE FANTASY LEAGUE

Here are my picks for this summers Christian Conference Fantasy League.

My Speakers:
Stephen Baldwin (great for promo)
Eric Bryant (Adds element of Stand up- humor is always a point getter)
Mark Batterson ( insightful blog writers on your team score huge too)
Ravi Zacharias (A sure point getter for his brilliance and heart. A little over the head of your average Promise Keepers attendee and mid-west Christian arts and media conferences so be selective. Also-Fantastic point tallies for pre and post speaking interviews. I always grab him quick.+++)
Greg Steir (Always have at least one rebellious youth specialist, great with kids, who doesn't get along with older dogmatic Pastors)
Joe White (Gotta have a powerful closer)
Francis Chan (Great speaker! Cultural diversity gets extra points too.)
Shantanu Narayen (CEO of Adobe) (Rumored to have gone to church a few times in college which qualifies him for speaking)


Worship Leader:
Jeremy Camp
(I wanted Chris Thomlin but James Duke grabbed him in the draft before me.)

Breakout Sessions:
Why You Don't Get it and I Do (My most successful breakout session)
12 Steps to Creating a 6 Step Process
How to Make/ Sell Your Own Christian T- Shirts

Leadership For Advanced Beginners
So Your Church Fired You: Leadership Principles Review
Breakout: The Breaking Out Breakout

How To Make Everything a Character Issue: Because It Is

Resources
12 x 15 Booth Space
(I was able to get a bigger space this year in the draft! Finally!)
4 tables
8 banners


SPECIAL GUESTS:
M.C. Hammer
Garret Russel
(grandson of Herbert Russel- inventor of the SPORK and author of
"Lead like a Spork: Leadership Principles from a Useful Utensil."

The Script Supervisor for the Movie "Left Behind"
(Last pick in the draft- I got her)

ARTS and Relevant Media
Mildred and Carmella Skit Drama Troupe
(Sure they're over 55 and sisters but their skit about Every Mans Battle is right on and a big point getter)
MIMESation
(no words can describe this group and what they bring to the table. I hear they're booked solid all summer long in Ohio-should get me alot of points. )

TECH
Mediashout
(My first year yusing this tool. Should be cool! I wanted the Painted Backdrops again but I needed a change.)
Extension Chords
(Not sure why I used my draft pick to get more extension chords. I guess you could never have enough of these.)

There you have it. We'll see how everyone does for me. How many points I get. I'll be at the conferences this year--all of them- to personally keep up with them. My only disappointment is that Humanitarian Videos of African Children being held by white people only get you 2 points this year. Oh well.


1 comments:

Erik Reed said...

That is stinking hilarious!